
The main character of a story I've been writing, a teenage witch in training, who becomes lost in a dictatorship world after being flushed down the toilet by a rival witch member desiring to off the competition in the clan. Nikita, with her rival Bella flushing her magic broom in a different toilet, is powerless to poof herself back home, and is thus forced to go on a quest to find her broom and get home. The world of Severinski is like Blade Runner, combined with Wonderland, combined with the last two thirds of the Disney movie The Three Caballeros, combined with the quest for the Holy Grail in the Monty Python movie, a world ruled by a devil-horned computer mouse queen referred by her slaves and servants as Bitch (as an insult behind her back, but naive Nikita seriously becomes convinced that's her real name throughout her journey). It eventually becomes a quest to end the iron-fisted rule of Bitch (real name, Queen Xedrin), free the slaves and the poor, miserable townsfolk of the once peaceful Severinski, which, as it turns out, wasn't always Wonderland on crack, once Nikita's own world turns out to be threatened as well, as the story shall build and build TO AN APOCALYPSE!!!!!!!! THE END, I TELL YOU!!!!!! WILL NIKITA FIND HER BROOM AND GET HOME AND KICK BELLA'S ASS FOR GETTING HER INTO THIS MESS!?! WILL SHE BE ABLE TO SAVE THE UNIVERSE, BOTH SEVERINSKI AND HER OWN WORLD, BEFORE QUEEN BITCH/XEDRIN RESSURECTS A WRETCHED, BLOODTHIRSTY, ENORMOUS DEMON BY PUTTING IN A DISC OF FAMILY GUY AND ANIME COMPILATION INTO THE DVD PLAYER?
Thus, that is about as short and basic as I can put this tale, of which I plan to attempt to top Swing You Sinners in its pure surrealism, but still have a story with cohesion. Constant acid trips, but the story itself still makes remote sense and can still build to an epic but sensical conclusion. Is that possible? We shall see.
And yes. That's a missile sticking out of her eyeball, due to an accident with a spell she attempted to cast (that's also why she has a butterfly wing, a dragon wing, and a fox tail).