Friday, January 29, 2010
The Slam & Kasey Feature-Length Feature
Don't expect this to really go anywhere, I was just daydreamin in school.
After an entire lifetime of causing destruction and mayhem in their constant battling, dueling, competing, brawling and pursuing each other's demise, Slam & Kasey have finally caused the entire apocalypse of the U.S, Canada and Mexico in one morning. Fleeing from alcatraz for their lives, pursued by the bloodthirsty, bruised, beaten but vengeful angry mob, they flee in a maniacal chase scene as S&K hijack the Severinmobile, as they are pursued by Severin-Boy, Mega Baby (riding a monster truck, wielding a chainsaw), Jennifer, Viper, Lala Vava, The Flaming Bikers, Squadron, Nikita, Bella, Bozo, Granmama, Scrappy Duck and Pupert. Eventually, the two escape as the town behind them is blown into smithereens as Mega Baby crashes his monster truck into a gas station. They have no one to turn to, being friendless due to an entire lifetime of doing nothing but participating in their rivalry 24/7. They come to realize that their only hope is their parents, of whom they haven't seen since birth (fighting since they came out of the womb, running away from their distracted parents at the hospital). And so, the two begin a worldwide quest to locate their parents for shelter, as the vengeful mob follows behind.
And nope, they don't learn a damn thing by the end of the story. Noone does. As it should be. ^^
And I'm sorry to say, yes, I am aware of Big Picture Show. Cross my heart and hope to be fed brussel sprouts, I drew this about two weeks before I even knew Triple E had a movie. Plus, while Triple E were close friends, nearly brothers...Slam & Kasey aren't...Exactly...Close. I couldn't execute it similarly if I wanted to.